A brief history of me -- Piece of cake -- Messing with my head -- Margaret has spoken -- Men: how and why -- Advice from 'A terrific gal" -- Julia has three mommies -- Sugar shock -- They'll always have Paris -- Miss Kogan regrets -- The hours -- The silent killer -- Bed, bacon, and beyond -- The first bad thing Iever did --- One night only -- Taking a chance on love -- Kogan's heroes -- To Grandmother's house we go -- Up on the roof -- Yesterday, when I was young -- How you (yes, you!) should live your life -- Was it good for you? -- I am curious yellow -- Paging Amy Vanderbilt -- Till sleep do us part -- Truth or dare -- "What the hell kind of bra are you wearing?" Reasons to live -- It's my party--and I'll make witty, Albeit possibly inappropriate and/or offensive remarks--if I want to -- What to expect when you're not expecting -- Supper at satan's -- What did Dorothy Parker know, and when did she know it? -- That man, Morris Aaron -- It had to be you.